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When it comes to mainstream movies, trilogies and sequels are generally less entertaining and much cheesier than the original. Even the most accomplished movie mavens struggle at times to recapture the magic that existed during the making of the first film in any series. In these situations, great directors know that certain time-tested chicanery will always please studio heads and resonate with audiences. Tits, explosions, and Ewoks work amazingly well in this capacity. Nothing covers up storyline frailties or gaping plot holes better than flashing some skin, blowing up some shit, or introducing some irresistibly cuddly creatures as comic relief.
Porn movies, on the other hand, are very different. They need none of those things to succeed. After all, a storyline can’t be frail if there is no story and a plot hole can’t be gaping if there is no plot. All that’s needed is a twisted idea and lots of hot fucking. If it works once, chances are it will work a thousand times.
Directed by the Grand Poobah of gargantuan assholes, Jay Sin, Gape Lovers 3 continues the madcap adventures of dirty sluts who enjoy having their backsides stretched and pulled like large, circular pieces of taffy. Sin is very familiar with the dark pleasures of anal play, having pumped out several other high-flying film series like Anal Acrobats and Deep Anal Abyss. It is this series that, well, makes the biggest impression.
GL3 barely gets past the opening credits before providing one of the more memorable scenes you may ever see in adult film. Like something right out of a banned Blind Melon video, the luscious Amber Rayne flits and floats about onscreen decked out in a sexy bee costume. One hand holds a clear vial filled to the top with honey; the other coats her erogenous areas in a light amber glaze. How much sweet nectar it took to make that much honey is unclear, though you may enjoy seeing Amber’s tongue dance across a wet field of dew-covered flowers in Girlvana 3. The scent wafting from Amber’s rosy nipples and juicy twat is too much for fellow bee Adrianna Nicole to resist. These two bee-yotches slather themselves in the golden brown concoction and proceed to stick their tongues and fingers into every available orifice. Of course it couldn’t be called Gape Lovers 3 without special attention being paid to that special area. Plenty of A2M and rimming follows, which turns out to be a great decision because the scent of honey also attracts bears. Right on cue, hibernating hulk Sean Michaels emerges from his lair and buries his massive, ursine cock into a couple of nicely pre-stretched assholes.
If an hour plus of anal swarming from that threesome weren’t already enough, there’s more to come. Though not quite so memorable without the bee costumes, the other scenes are definitely not a buzz-kill. Delectable Jenna Haze runs roughshod over Madison Ivy while keeping her literally on a short leash. Light may bend in these girls’ black holes, but any nearby digit or stout rectal toy goes straight on in. The show they put on is reminiscent of the anal hi-jinx in Belladonna’s Fetish Fanatic 2. Meanwhile, Dana DeArmond and Mya Nichole play a game of poop chutes and ladders with each other before a well-hung dynamo shows up and initiates an all-out game of Connect Whore.
Thankfully, the skilled Jay Sin avoids stage shows and directs porn, because he doesn’t know when to leave the audience wanting more. Instead, he gives you more, adding a second disc to this amazing release, including more gape-making fun with Harmony Rose, Tricia Oaks, Phoenix Marie, Sarah Shine, and Ariel Summers.
Until exploding couches are discussed at budget meetings and until using Ewoks in porn is no longer a major trademark infringement, porn flicks are going to have to rely on demented dreams and copious amounts of shock as stopgaps to propel their sequels. Thankfully, Gape Lovers 3 does just that.