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Lauren Phoenix, Samantha Ryan, Roxanne Hall, Brittney Skye, Shy Love, Kelly Kline, Trina Michaels, Van Damage, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Valjean, Justin Magnum, and Joey Ray
CREDITS: Written and Directed by Dan Silver
MEMORABLE LINE: “Meow meow meow” Lauren
“Ummm, Purrrr” Samantha
SCENE 1: “Fuck Me While I Eat Pussy!” (Lauren Phoenix, Samantha Ryan and Van Damage)
Uniform porn is really a big turn on for me. And since, there aren't a lot around, watching this title is a real treat. I especially enjoy looking at the skimpy policewomen outfits the girls' wear in this movie. They were so tight fitting and bondage-like, the models get to show their salacious assets! At the start of the movie, we are treated to opening billboards that pokes fun at TV police/crime dramas specifically “Charlie's Angels", "The Untouchables", "Mission Impossible”. The word “twat” is even turned into an apt acronym.
The Los Angeles Police Department seem to be in a disservice as these luscious ho's represent those who serve and protect the city from gun runners, drug dealers and other ne'er do wells. Laced with amusing (and easy) double entendres, we see these girls do police work in ways never seen on prime television before.
The first vignette is a nice blistering threesome where Lauren and Samantha walk into the scene of a murder. Van Damage arrives as a goatee detective who gets to show them how veteran detectives investigate...their twats. In this scene, Lauren does great support as she does most of the dirty talking. She has that unmistakable voice of a strangled duck and yet she still manages to sound sexy. Samantha gets to do most of the fuck work as she uses her mouth, vag and anus to finish this crime investigation. Both girls do really well in this scene. After blowing Van's thick hard cock, they play on a wet set of doggy, reverse cowgirl and spooning goodness. Van's stellar woodsmanship makes this scene a notch above blistering as he stabs and impales both girls' choice orifices with gusto, eliciting a wonderful opera of moans and groans from these hot sluts. Both girls also manage to exude some extra heat with their sly g/g interaction. In the end, Van cums on Samantha's mouth and she snowballs on Laura. My only complaint is the incessant glare in the background. The daylight at the back hurts the eye.
SCENE 2: “Cunt-On-Arrival” (Roxanne Hall and Kurt Lockwood)
The next scene whisks us to another investigation involving hot dirty blonde Roxanne. And by God, she's one delectable little package with that naughty policewoman's hat, a tight cleavage-friendly bare midriff top and short shorts that reveals more than her devotion to truth and justice! Somewhere outside, Roxanne spies on a perp. She then enters someone's house (without a search warrant!?!?) and inquires on lounging Kurt about the residents there. Kurt, looking positively Pavlovian upon seeing Roxanne, denies he sees anything. The conversation soon lose their meaning when lust sets in and the two make out. After the usual oralizing, tit banging and mutual masturbation, Kurt shows her his secret weapon and leads the bitch to a lusty dance of haymaking. A litany of face fucking, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, mish and a mighty display of piledriver ensue. Roxanne ever so helpful gives our suspect a delousing as she sweeps his ass with her tongue. Kurt returns the favor by planting his foot into her head while in the throws of a doggy. While Kurt concentrates on her ass, her thigh cheese asserts itself, making her ass look like bread dough that gets kneaded. These two are great performers! Occasionally christening her face with his pussy drenched love wand, Kurt continues to invade her pleasure holes until he shoots his load into her mouth.
SCENE 3: “Cunt-us Operandi” (Brittney Skye and Jean Valjean)
Bodacious blonde bitch Brittney stars in this next scene as she tangles with the French in this equally scorching sexual showcase. Britney arrives in the living room (these girls need a harsher refresher course in police procedure) and cuffs Jean for some hokey charge. But as can be expected, she finds herself swooned by his Gallic charms. The lust seething inside her makes her fondle her snatch while in duty and dares him to make her cum. If she manages to do that, she'll look the other way and forget he ever became a suspect. What an upstanding role model this bitch is! Jean takes her on with the challenge and makes out with her breasts. Brittney shows us her wonderful jugs studded with a pair of delectable hazelnut nipples. We also see her shaved pink center that desperately needs some attending. Jean dines on her cuisine of fresh clam but she demands cock. He obligingly shoves his cock in her maw. Civilian brutality to an officer of the law has never been this hot! We bear witness to a set of sidesaddle, spooning, cowgirl, RC, and a desperate mish. The skin slapping gets more serious as she stifles a scream as both horny performers fuck the good fuck. After some tentative cunni, Brittney rubs him the right way and he sprays on her jugs.
SCENE 4: “Cock On The Side” ( Shy Love, Kelly Kline and Magnum)
The next threesome seems more g/g inspired than the rest. After all the time brunettes Shy and Kelly track down their man (a supposed arms dealer Magnum), the two end up having sex together, with Magnum doing support duty as the token dildo. Public service is delivered with boobs and cunts! At first, the sex goes like a tag team between the two girls. Their pussies get plundered with Magnum's magnum. But later on, we realize that it would have been better off if the two girls did their thing instead and not include the token dick. There's the usual sundry list of daisy chain oral, cowgirl, RC, mish and doggy. Shy's a champ muff diver by the way. But in the end, this scene is so-so.
SCENE 5: “The Hitchhiker's Delight” (Trina Michaels and Joey Rey)
The final scene is better than the previous one but not as hot as the first two. Joey Ray is hitchhiking and meets up with blonde Trina, who hides a terrible secret. She gives her a ride in her police car, not knowing her dark designs. Before Joey gets off, she starts getting into his pants and fondles little Joey. Like a dollar hooker, she hums him a lusty tune inside the car. Seeing development, Joey accompanies Trina to the bedroom where at the foot of the bed, their encounter escalates to full blown copulation. Trina rides him a bumpy cowgirl (then RC) while he plays Chinese checkers on her tits. Cock impales twat through a doggy (with squat version). Trina sings a lusty aria of groans and moans, singing praise to the plundering poker. After a lengthy anal RC/cowgirl/doggy combo, he squirts his love juice on her mouth. A consummate performer, Trina gives us a parting shot with an oral cream pie.