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STARRING: Mary, Maggie, David, and other uncredited performers.
MEMORABLE LINE: “Look at my little penis come out.” middle-aged blonde proudly displaying her newfound discovery
This movie is for your Dad or Grandpa. It's a movie about sagging tits, chatty old broads and bodies giving in to gravity. In this rather hilarious ode to middle-aged womanhood, baby boomers relive the sexual revolution of the Sixties in this rather loose free-for-all. Liver spots and fellatio has never been this icky since “The Golden Girls”. But to be fair, porn like these shows that old people can be sexual beings too.
The scene is essentially a hodgepodge of moments. Most of which are set in the outdoors “nudist camp”-style where three middle-aged women show their tired snatches. One of the guys wipe, fondle, and lathers the twats up for a wincing close shave. It seems the models looks like a soccer Moms bamboozled into doing this sex vid. The camera looks at their tits while the razor cleans them of their pubes. Their pubes are too thick that a razor won't cut it, so clippers are eventually used.
In the background, everyone's chatting like crazy as if they're all in a PTA meeting, and it's terribly annoying! One voice, which seemed like the the director's, sounds like James Stewart. The atmosphere here is so goofy, I recommend you just hit the “mute” button and watch without the chattering. This is one shaving scene that made my stomach turn. As added extra, shaving is interrupted with some finger fucking.
After these scenes, we get the broads to fellate old pudgy guys. One of the models, Mary steps up on a golf cart, raise her left leg to the wheel and lets her snatch displayed prominently. Maggie leans over and shows her snatch and ass. She fondles the guy's cock and gets her snatch eaten. Then there's another cow who gets her snatch manhandled by two guys. If that wasn't enough, we are also treated to vaginal gapes pf all three females.
A final scene involving a younger but still mature woman with better assets performs inside a house. In full Crotch vision, the blonde (a faded beauty) mashes her breasts. massages herself, and masturbates. Then, we see her playing in the Jacuzzi, naked. After taking a dip, she goes to the bathroom for a piss and then she dresses up.