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In life there are plenty of age-related mile markers that are worth noting. At thirteen you officially become a teenager. At sixteen you can operate an automobile. At eighteen you can vote. At twenty-one you can drink. At twenty-five, you can rent a car without a co-signer. At thirty-five you can become president. Forty is a pretty big deal and then it's put the ol' life on cruise control until 65 when you reach retirement age. Some of these, like driving, will vary from state to state but you get the idea.
Until this movie review, however, there was nothing particularly milestone-ish about the age of 36. I mean, you could potentially be celebrating one year in the White House, or you might just as easily be counting down the drudgery until your age equals the number of dicks Dante's girlfriend, in the movie "Clerks," sucked before she met him. Either way it's a pretty nondescript time in a person's existence.
But, if we are in agreement that the barely legal age to fuck consensually is 18, then simple math tells you that one must be at least 36 before you can strut around bragging to your friends that you bagged someone half your age. It should be decreed right here, right now, that conquering a mountain of that size, with the odds stacked so highly against you, can and ought to qualify as a very brightly-colored feather in anyone's cap. Do it many times, film it and put it out as a series and you can call yourself Brandon Iron, though you may want to choose a different name so as not to rile the real Brandon.
Over the course of the popular She is Half My Age series, only one thing has really changed. Brandon now takes the honors of breaking in these young tarts all by his lonesome. He used to share the duties, teaming up with some of his partners in crime, but they are obviously content enough at this point to say they got the t-shirt. That leaves Brandon in the spotlight. The girls are young, nubile, good-looking, and they love cum. They may be half Brandon's age, but they're at least two times the slut, which tends to even things out.
The crown jewel in volume 11 is one Tanner Mayes. You may remember her as the cover girl in volume 9. Or you may remember her as the girl who was filmed blowing up at nearly everyone on set of one of her movies because she couldn't locate her cell phone. The thing is this cutie has received heaps of attention from fans and studios anyway for her smoking hot body and her smoldering performances, but the unfortunate phone incident, ironically, hastened her rise to prominence. It's funny how foibles like this can inadvertently end up being great career moves. Tanner appears in three scenes in this one and they are all great. She and Iron seem to have a great rapport together. He plays the bully, she plays the helpless and hopeless teenager and you get the sense that the two raise each other's performances by letting the other think he or she has suckered the other one into brutish sex. The fact is both relish their roles and you often find Tanner almost trying to conceal a smirk as she takes the punishment from Iron.
The first scene between the two lasts nearly 40 minutes, which is long by porn standards, but it's well worth it. She begins by sucking on his beefy cock. Next to the petite femme's head, his giant white dick in her hands looks an awful lot like a Flintstones telephone receiver. She caresses and lovingly mouth fucks his prick, all the while exchanging barbs. Iron gets bored with her half-assed attempts to deep throat it, so he wraps his legs and feet around the back of her head and pulls her face further down onto his dick. Her eyes bug and her face turns the color of eggplant, kind of like that scene from "Total Recall." But Tanner is a slut's slut, acting coy about everything while thoroughly reveling in getting her mouth fucked by Iron's massive rod. He jabs at her throat like a hockey defenseman stabs at a puck. After that, she gives him a foot job. Much like an orangutan grasping a thick tree branch, she maneuvers her fallen arches over his shaft and head. Later, he fucks her in mish, slapping her tits and face and holding onto the top of her head for balance like he was searching for just the right bowling ball at the local alley. Rough sex is not uncommon in Iron's films. (As proof, check out his Slap Happy series.) In fact, he was one of the early trailblazers of such practices. He fucks Mayes some more in doggy and CG, where you'll get a nice eyeful of Tanner's sexy, tight ass and pussy as she grinds on his dick. Some 69 follows with plenty of arm bars across the neck and hole perforations, face slapping and thumb gagging and choking. As he unleashes his load, his cock is flush against her forehead, which allows his cum to roll down her face, nose, and cheeks like wet paint. "I love cum," she says. She certainly does.
In all, there are eleven scenes containing nine different cuties, all of whom are willing to share their stories and their cherries with Brandon. While they are too numerous to recount in detail here, you will see Jules Sterling, a dirty talking blonde slut, letting Brandon eat her ass and swallowing load of cum all the way down for the first time. You'll see Alexa Ramone sliding off her panties and bending over to show the camera a close-up of her somewhat unspoiled pussy and asshole. She is appearing in only her third scene. Jada Stevens tells some good yarns about her previous career as a stripper and about peeing on a particular client outside the club where she worked. You'll find Tabatha Ann oinking like a pig as she gets slashed across the chops with Brandon's huge cock. If that weren't enough, you'll see Lynn Love get a gooey third eye in the middle of her forehead courtesy of Mr. Iron.
Fans of Gonzo, POV, Teens and Natural Tits will appreciate this latest entry to a very good series. Though the setting is the same for all scenes, the fucking and the interviews vary things enough to keep the film moving. In addition, there are the occasional musical interludes ranging from physics lessons to slapping montages that act as decent breaks in the action. This writer had the pleasure of interviewing Brandon a couple years back. Though he recently went through his share of rough times and some unceremonious contractual issues with his former bosses, he is a guy who gives his all in his films and it's great to see him back in action. It is the rare occasion that you will ever walk away from one of his creations feeling unfulfilled. Simply put, the boy is old school. And now that school is at the age where he can strut around bragging about how he routinely bags chicks half his age. Chalk it up as another milestone.